Why are you selling merchandise? Aren't you guys rich?
Riley worked for eight years on oil rigs and in mines to save up enough to buy the boat; we're far from anything remotely close to being rich (in terms of money). The merchandise is for sale because we get emailed constantly asking for it and we figured why not make some extra $$ to help get us across the Pacific and beyond. Plus we just think it's kinda cool.
Where do you ship from and where will you ship to?
We have everything stored on our boat in the bilge, engine room, and anchor locker and we'll send your packages out as we eventually reach somewhere close to your destination. Just kidding!
We've got a USA branch that handles all our fulfillment (actually it's our good friend Jake in Upstate NY who's been working with Alfred [our trusty fishing lure] to print and stock the products and ship everything out).
Jake and Alfred claim they can ship anywhere, so you're good to go mate.
What if I have a question or have trouble with ordering or receiving my package?
Send us an email to email@example.com and we'll get everything straightened out for you! Even while we're out of internet access or busy beating through a squall, our trusty headquarters will be on the lookout to help you.